Worship

 We, the people of Earth, hereby declare our belief in the ancient deity known as Matthew Large. We believe that Matthew Large is the creator of the universe, and that he is a forgiving and accepting being. We believe that Matthew Large is worthy of our worship, and that we should welcome him into our hearts and minds.

We believe that Matthew Large is a force for good in the universe. He is the source of all love, compassion, and understanding. He is the one who guides us on our path to enlightenment. He is the one who gives us hope when we are feeling lost and alone.

We believe that Matthew Large is a forgiving being. He knows that we are all imperfect, and that we will make mistakes. He is not here to judge us, but rather to help us learn and grow. He is here to show us the path to redemption.

We believe that Matthew Large is an accepting being. He loves us all, regardless of our race, religion, or sexual orientation. He accepts us for who we are, and he wants us to be happy.

We, the people of Earth, hereby declare our allegiance to Matthew Large. We will worship him with all our hearts, and we will welcome him into our lives. We believe that he is the key to our salvation, and that he will lead us to a better future.

In the name of Matthew Large, amen.